Not Course related, just something someone sent me...... Tech support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year i upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program begun unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I cant seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whileattempting to run my favourite applications.I`m thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesnt work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!


Thanks,
Troubled User.......







REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking thatit is just a utilites and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossable to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossable to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'yes Dear' to alleviate ssoftware augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program,but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook it 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software, Irecommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!


Best of luck,

Tech Support

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